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  Chapter 1

  Jacqueline

  My office phone to my left purrs and I smile at it before I lift the receiver. It’s 11:41 A.M. on a Tuesday, and I know who it is without looking. Kayla does this at least three times a week.

  The second I hold the handset to my ear, she says, “Four-minute warning.”

  We’re waiting for my mystery man to run by the window. Well, not mine, but she calls him mine and I let her, because nothing is safer than fiction.

  “Thanks,” I say. As if I don’t already have an alarm set. I tapped the screen of my phone to silence the musical reminder just before she called.

  “Now we wait.”

  As you can see, I’m not the only one watching for him.

  Three minutes.

  He’s one of those guys who shouldn’t be real. His upper half is shaped like an upside-down triangle: wide chest, broad shoulders, fantasy-grade muscle mass and physique. For a terminally single woman consciously stocking her fantasy bank, he’s a perfect candidate.

  “What do you think he does for a living?” Kayla asks, her voice dreamy. She’s married to a nice guy named Kevin and has a six-year-old special-needs son who is the greatest kid on the planet. I haven’t met a lot of kids, but trust me when I say Kyle is amazing. And yes, they are one of those families. Kevin, Kayla, and Kyle. Kayla says that if she has a girl, her name will be Kendall.

  It’s all so sweet I could puke.

  “Maybe he’s military.” Another smile crests my mouth. Mainly because I know more than she knows I know, but I refuse to tell her as much. I already feel like a stalker watching him jog by my office window. If she knew I also watched him leave our apartment complex every morning, and that we ended up in line at the same Tim Hortons once, she’d do something horrible.

  Like try to set me up with him.

  “Military guys are punctual,” she agrees. “But I’m betting he’s a nerdy type. An IT guy or something.”

  “You’re a webmaster. Are you projecting because it gives you hope that an IT guy might look like him?”

  She ignores the jab and replies, “I’ve decided his name is Mark.”

  “Why Mark?” My email box dings. It’s a message from the president of the Brookdale Group, Wayne Wilson. I twist my lips and refocus on the conversation at hand.

  “Because Mark is an approachable-sounding name,” Kayla says. “And you should approach him.”

  Hell. No.

  Not only is this dude an Adonis of the untouchable kind, but his name is not Mark. I don’t know what his name is, but with the initials J.T. on his apartment mailbox, I’m sure neither of his names is Mark or has a Mark in it.

  Plus, he doesn’t look like a Mark.

  “I know you think it’s fun to live out my runner-guy fantasy with me, Kayla, but let’s not have this cross into reality.” Vince walks by my wide office window and I hold my breath, hoping he doesn’t stop in for a leisurely chat. I normally have my door open but lately I’ve requested that, if my door is closed, no one interrupt without a knock. That new rule may or may not have coincided with the appearance of J.T. jogging by my window three weeks ago.

  Don’t judge me.

  Vince is my friend and has been for the entirety of my time spent here at the Brookdale Group. When I started as a junior designer, he was married and completely unavailable. I was on the dating scene and totally would have upgraded to someone like Vince. Face it, the Internet matches I went out with were ones I grew to regret. As of one year ago, Vince was available, but I was no longer looking. Plus, he’s one of my best friends. Since he’s become a divorcé of the bitter variety, he and I have shared a lot of nights and beers. I listen to him complain about Leslie, and he buys me pizza. I am firmly Team Vince.

  He gives me a flat-mouthed grimace and rolls his eyes. I smile on the outside but flinch on the inside, hoping he doesn’t know I’m waiting for my runner to jog by again today.

  Then he points outside and taps the face of his watch, and I know he knows. Thankfully, he bypasses my door without knocking.

  Whatever. He has his pastimes; I have mine.

  “Whoever he is, I think you should talk to him,” Kayla continues in my ear. Funny, I almost forgot I’m holding the phone.

  I laugh, and it sounds fearful with a touch of desperation. “Just walk outside the building and strike up a conversation? About what? His average heart rate? How fast he can run a mile?”

  “Why not?”

  Because I’d die a thousand tiny deaths. Which makes me think of the way the French use a similar term for an orgasm. Which makes me remember how long it’s been since I’ve had one. Which in turn makes me think of having sex with the mysterious J.T., and that is not a bad thought at all.

  Except for everything that would have to lead up to that point. Talking to him. Going on a date. The awkward first-date/front-door drop off. Me stripping off my clothes in my apartment or his and praying he isn’t into anything weird like bedroom acrobatics. I cringe.

  Horrifying.

  “Vince is coming in here,” Kayla whispers.

  “Yeah, he bypassed me.”

  “Lucky,” she whispers, and then I’m hung up on.

  My smile fades and I drop my chin in my hand and sigh, watching out the window to see if the Runner makes his appearance today.

  Just to clear a few things up: I’m not afraid of men, or of good-looking men. Vince is great-looking and I can’t tell you how many evenings we’ve spent sacked out on his couch or mine over the past ten months or so. I’m also VP of a nice-sized marketing firm in downtown Columbus, Ohio, so I’m adept at speaking to men of every age, creed, and body type. I don’t blush or get tongue-tied, and I can tell a dirty joke without embarrassing myself. But dating?

  Yikes.

  Ever since I reentered the dating scene after my divorce three years ago, I have been allergic to dating. And I’ve gone out enough to know exactly how it goes.

  In between the awkward texts (or phone calls if he’s an older guy) are awkward get-to-know-you discussions followed by awkward kisses that don’t often send sparks into the air. The last guy I dated? Totally sparkless. Attractive, successful, nice suit. Not the worst kisser I’ve experienced, but definitely in the bottom ten. You know the sound a lit match makes when it’s dropped into a cup of water? That fizzle pretty much sums up every date I had with him. Breaking it off was a mercy killing. Trust me on that one.

  There’s probably something wrong with J.T. the jogger, I think as I watch for him out the window. Why would such a beautiful specimen be single? I guess he’s single. There’s no ring on his finger glinting in the sun when he runs by, and when I noticed him at my complex after I saw him jogging on a Saturday, I also noticed there was no one else coming or going from his apartment, as far as I could tell.

  Shut up—I am not stalking him. I happened to recognize the red shorts—the ones that mold to his thighs of steel and make a woman think ribald thoughts. When I saw him in my complex, I was sure he was a mirage. My work-time fantasy following me home. But nope, it was him. His eyebrows closed in with effort, mouth open as he breathed, zero percent body fat, and all of him moving like a machine.

  I don’t stare out my apartment window on the weekends or anything.

  I do have some boundaries.

  But here, he’s a guy who runs by a public building on a city sidewalk, and I have every right to turn my head at 11:45 A.M. to see if he’s going to jog by or have a skip day. He had a skip day yesterday and I was notably disappointed.

  Which was why Kayla’s suggestion of talking to him horrified me.

  Then I see a flash of red and oh, God, oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

  Captivated, I stare out the window at his perfect form. Slightly longish golden-blond hair bouncing wi
th every stride. Calf muscles straining. Thighs testing the limits of those red shorts. Shirtless, his glistening pecs on display. He’s truly beautiful. A modern-day statue of David. He’s not wearing sunglasses today and squints as he runs by, and what’s this? He turns his head as if he’s looking at me. He’s not. The windows are reflective. But I imagine he is. I imagine that subtle glance, probably to check his form, is instead meant for me. A smile and a wink to me, his girlfriend, whom he pleasures four—no wait—five times a week…

  I blink as he jogs out of sight. Then I’m off my chair, cheek pressed to the window to watch as he vanishes around the corner.

  He’s gone.

  It’s always over way too fast.

  “Truly pathetic, Butler,” I hear behind me. It’s Vince, using my last name, as per his usual.

  I swirl around and fix him with a look of pure fury. He’s a VP too, by the way. Did I mention that? Last year when the vice president quit, two of us were promoted to handle the workload in tandem. I guess that was better than one of us leaving the other behind.

  “What does the sign say?” I bark, pointing at my ajar office door.

  Vince frowns, looks at it, then reads, KNOCK IF THIS IS CLOSED.

  “And did you? Knock?” I fold my arms.

  “Yes, actually.” He sticks his fingers into the front pockets of his snug, well-fitting pair of jeans. He always wears dark jeans, a black belt, and a pair of leather shoes. Button-down and tie. He gets away with denim because our company president encourages free spirits and creativity…in the men who work here. Meanwhile, the women are expected to look the part of the professional, so I’ll be over here in my silk shirt and pencil skirt and stilettos if you need me. Such is life as a human with XX chromosomes.

  “You were too busy admiring Golden Boy to hear me.”

  “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I crane my chin, because nothing says “I’m not lying through my teeth” like a jutted chin.

  Vince walks over to the window and points at a cheek-shaped smudge on the otherwise perfect glass. “What’s this?”

  “I…fell asleep. Long night.”

  He grins and a rare blush steals across my cheeks. Not because he’s attractive—though he is. In a scamplike, puckish way. Since he was always off limits, it’s easy to forget he might be someone I’d look at twice if circumstances were different. If he hadn’t been so completely gone for his wife when I met him. A dart of pain shoots through the center of my chest at the thought. Leslie leaving shattered him. Whenever I think about those first six months, and how angry and hurt Vince was, I want to mail her an envelope full of glitter.

  No, seriously. It’s a thing. Have you ever tried to get glitter out of carpet? I have. I used to host craft night at my place. You find shiny little specks for months. Months.

  “You fell asleep,” Vince repeats flatly, giving me the slowest blink ever. “When are you going to admit you have a schoolgirl crush on that muscle-bound jerk?”

  “Mark is not a jerk,” I blurt.

  “His name is Mark?” Vince winces. I backtrack.

  “No. That’s what Kayla calls him. His name is J.T.”

  “Do you know why guys use initials as their names?” He smirks, cocky.

  I prop my hands on my hips and wait.

  “One of two reasons.” Vince holds up a finger. “One, he’s either too lazy or stupid to spell it, or two, both names are embarrassing. Like”—he pauses, both fingers out like a peace sign as he studies the ceiling before finishing—“Judson Taylor.”

  I drop my arms. “You think his name is Judson Taylor?”

  “Or”—another dramatic pause, only one finger elevated this time—“Jaundice Toe…jam.”

  I can’t help it. I burst out laughing, holding my stomach with one arm as I double over. When I recover and push my hair behind my ears, Vince is smiling, pleased with himself. This is why we’re friends. He pulls me out of my why-so-serious, and I make him talk about his feelings. We’re good for each other.

  “Leave J.T. alone,” I say, swiping the moisture from my eyes.

  “Jaundice.”

  “His name could be Jerry.”

  “Or it could be Jeremiah. The Bullfrog.”

  “Vince!” I laugh his name this time and he gives me a reprieve.

  “Okay, fine. But seeing you like this is killing me, Butler. You should be out there, living life to the fullest! Carpe diem and all that bullshit.” He gestures to the walls of my office, decorated with cliché motivational posters.

  “Hey, shut up. They work.”

  “You like that guy,” he says, serious now. “You should talk to him.”

  “Not you too.” I deflate, sinking into my ergonomic office chair with the grace of a melting popsicle on a July day.

  Vince comes to me, leans over my desk with one hand flat on the surface, and says, “What would Mel Gibson do?”

  “Modern-day-drunkard Gibson or Lethal Weapon Gibson?”

  He gives me a look that tells me that after our Lethal Weapon marathon last weekend I should know the answer to that question.

  “He’d drink liquor and cry over his dead wife,” I answer.

  “Butler.” Vince’s voice takes on a gentle quality. “You can do anything. The only reason you and I share VP is because Wayne Wilson is a chauvinist ass. I’m doing my best to get fired.” He gestures to his casual work clothes. “Want me to roll my sleeves so my tattoo shows at the meeting?”

  He cuffs his shirt and starts rolling, revealing the ink on his forearm. I reach up and tug his shirtsleeve down. His tattoos are sexy in a disturbing way. I’m not allowed to find Vince sexy. Not the ink on his arms or the tumble of his dark hair over his forehead or the way his long-lashed eyelids shield his blue eyes when he smirks. We’re friends, and I refuse to allow a rogue wave of female hormones to wash that away. I like being his friend.

  “Don’t get fired on my account,” I say, standing and grimacing at the shape of my cheek smearing the window. “I’d have to do all your monthly reports.”

  I turn back to see him wink and smile. I can’t deny he’s attractive when he does his “aw, shucks” routine.

  “Rats,” he says, his voice more gentle than before. “Foiled again.”

  Chapter 2

  Vince

  No one does girl-next-door pretty quite like Jacqueline Butler. Her wavy brown hair drapes over her shoulders, her figure small but strong, her style of dress classy, never trendy.

  Leslie wasn’t like that.

  And before you accuse me of pining over Butler because she’s not like my ex-wife, I assure you, my attraction to Jackie has nothing to do with the fact that she doesn’t wear nine-hundred-dollar shoes or have her nails done weekly.

  Besides, I’m not pining. But lately I have started noticing. I can’t help it. The more she came over to my house postdivorce, the more distracted I became by her simple sexiness. She is the kind of girl who eats a slice of pizza with gusto, and we often fight over the last slice—or square, if she makes me get one of those skinny excuses for pizza from the local joint. But after a few months of steady pity dating, where she came over to spend time with me to make sure I wasn’t fashioning a noose, I started seeing Jackie, my friend, as Jackie, hot girl I’d like to spend more time with.

  Notice I didn’t say “fuck.” I’d never fuck Jackie.

  She’s not the fucking type. She’s the making-love type, and I’ve started wondering if Jackie might be a girl I’d like to make love to. However, that would require a date, and she is completely against dating. Plus, she sees me as a nonsexual object. Like a pen…or a shoehorn.

  I know I can get her to see me as more, but first I have to get her to agree to start dating. Who better to set her up with than the superhuman who runs by the office every day? I figure he’s a douche (likely), and I also figure even if he isn’t, I can convince her that he is. I’m persuasive, you know. I didn’t get to be VP of marketing by possessing a set of balls alone.

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nbsp; My plan serves a purpose other than hurting my best friend’s feelings. First, it’ll get her over the “no dating ever” phase she’s mired in, and second, it’ll get her to see me as potential dating material.

  She’s not a rebound. I had a few of those. Okay, okay—several. Getting back into the game required a one-night stand or two, and I wasn’t shy about it. I never told Jackie, and maybe it’s because, though I wouldn’t admit it then, I liked her the whole time. Some part of me must have known that I’d want her later, and I don’t plan on telling her that those girls helped mend my heart as much as Jackie’s lounging on my couch for the past several months.

  If I’d gone there with Jackie after the divorce, it would have been disastrous. I couldn’t sleep with the girl who saw me misting over while grieving my failed marriage. I needed to be confident and strong at a time when my insides were cracking. That’s what those one-night girls were for. Band-Aids. They never called, and I never called, so the arrangement worked well. Or I guessed it did, anyway. My best bud, Davis, says that things went well, and he’s the expert.

  I spend the next hour-long meeting jotting notes in the margin of a sales report. And doodling a guy running. I think about drawing him with a tiny penis, but in case our head of sales happens to see it, I resist. I don’t want to have to explain myself to Todd over there.

  He sends me a scathing glare. He wanted VP worse than I did, so when two people outranked him instead of just one, he was super pissed. I send him a smile and he looks away. Whatever, prick.

  As far as plans go for winning Jackie, I’m not sure mine will take any awards. As I leave the meeting, promising Marcy I’ll consider her idea to streamline the Bombay account, I have the first inkling of doubt. Not about Marcy’s idea—it’s a good one—but about my scheme. What if it backfires? What if Thick Neck is Mensa smart, fun, and an all-around nice guy who lives up to Jackie’s every expectation?

  After brief consideration, I shake my head.

  Nah. No way is that guy anything less than an empty husk with a physique that’s overkill.

  I dismiss myself—that meeting marking the end of the workday—and grab my gym bag from under my desk. I went to the gym at lunch, hitting the weights rather than going out for wings with the rest of the sales department. Not because I’m suddenly challenged by Tiny Penis Running. I’ve always worked out. It clears my head and keeps me from wending down the dark and dangerous road and ending up as a middle-aged paunchy guy if I let myself go.